The dating game skit
As a young couple begins to take their vows, reminders of the past enter into the ceremony.
It seems that the groom hasn't been honest with his new mate about his promiscuity.
Skits can be as short as a minute or two or much longer and have only one person speaking or many speaking parts.
Read on for a selection of skit ideas and some full-length skit scripts you can use for many different occasions, groups, and ages.
You see I’m a very important man and my schedule is usually booked.
But let me check my palm pilot …..(Dustin takes out his palm pilot and starts punching the dates) I can plan on having some time…YES, definitely.
Bobby runs off, while the other kids laugh at Bully Butch. Big Mister enters and looks at all the bad signs on Little Mister. ”Little Mister: “Wow, Big Mister, a lot of bad things happened to me today. ”Big Mister takes his joy sign off and slaps it on Little Mister’s forehead, laughs, and says, “There you go! ”Little Mister and Big Mister walk off side by side. ”Big Mister replies: “I love you Little Mister.”Scripture: Galatians -23.
Bobby calls back over his shoulder, “I think your days of bullying are over! Other people walk up to Little Mister and trade their bad signs for good ones. Those messed up misters had a lot of problems.”Big Mister: “Hey, I’ve got some good fruit left here. ”Little Mister (looks at the signs on Big Mister): “Hmm. Message: The way we respond to others can have a huge impact.
The question tonight folks…will Doleen pick bachelor #1, (Cole as the Cub Scout will rise and bow before the audience), bachelor #2 (Dustin as the businessman adjusts his glasses, straightens his tie and throws his shoulders back trying to look dignified), or bachelor #3 (Daniel acts too cool, brushes his hair back and gives the “hang loose” sign). Now Doleen ask your questions to our eligible bachelors. My first question to all of you is if I were stranded on a desert island, how would you save me? Doleen, if you were stranded on a desert island I would charter a plane to come pick you up- that is if I’m not in a meeting.
Paul determines to “put his feet to his faith” after he reads 1 Corinthians 13.
But he quickly realizes that showing love, the kind the Bible talks about, in everyday life is a lot harder than what he expected.
Nobody surf on the “Wild Rider.” The man and his board, you know, like it’s sacred! Cole- If I had 0.00, I would buy you ANYTHING YOU WANT!
No man, to get off the island I was thinking of just letting you hold on by a rope or somethin’! There is nothing you need more in your life than a good surfboard, and it never hurts to have a few cans of shark repellant! Dustin- Well, Ms., first I would take out .00 and place it in a savings account where you would be earning interest. (cheers will go up in the audience) Host- Great questions and a few good answers.